Girly email I just now, this very minute, sent to my former co-workers (all female, of course):
"Ok Chicas,I've been meaning to mention this for like, EVER, but keep forgetting in my daily panic of joblessness. So, let me take this opportunity to mention the new Johnny Depp movie that you've all probably heard about already.
It is very, VERY good.
Sort of a parody of the Western genre, like Desperados, but funnier and new plot. It's a Robert Rodriguez movie! How can you not like it?!
Plus, Johnny Depp.
This time he just looks awesome and not dirty. And, Antonio Banderas looks unbelievably hot as well, with his long dark locks. YUM-MY.
Ok, I am done.
Get thee to the theater, people!"
You people should also see this movie. If you like that sort of thing.
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